The Chads

What is The Chads?


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A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.

Boss - Why are you late?

Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.

See frustration, tardiness


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