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When you can't think of anything to write for your dessertation.
When your dessertation is driving you up the walls.
When you&apo..
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wonde..
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Emission of noxious gasses from the anus, most common on the morning after a lager and curry fest
Nigel was so nervous he bottom burped..
