What is The Chariot?
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an insane sexual move created by 2 insane freshman at bowie high. it is preformed by getting 4 hos. then you tie them up with chains and buttfuck them as they drag you along in a chariot on thier hands and knees until they have bloody stupms. while they drag you you must put olive oil on your dick and set it on fire while you buttfuck them and then drink gasoline and piss napalm all over them. then carve pentagrams on thier backs with a rusty knife and pour chickens blood all over them (while you buttfuck them and piss napalm all over them). finnaly when they die (in like 10 minutes) you crucify them and the entire spectacle must be performed on the freeway.
stanley: "oh man did you see what donnie did??"
alex: "no what did i miss?"
stanley: "he just performed the chariot"
alex: "youve gotta be shitting me,, that move is impossible!!"
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Awesome band from douglassville georgia.
Man I sure love The Chariot
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A hardcore band from Douglasville, GA. Their singer, Josh Scogin, original singer for Norma Jean, left because he was getting married. He later decided he was too amazing to not make music and formed The Chariot.
1. I saw the chariot las night and it was almost as good as a Norma Jean concert! Maybe better...
2. Swing Low, Swing Chariot
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Act of removing the driver's seat of one's car so that an individual may penetrate a woman from behind in
The chariot race ended in disaster because Mandy could not see when to hit the brakes.
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