What is The Check Is In The Mail?


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A catch phrase used by people, organizations, and credit lepers to appease other creditors, and other people and organizations waiting for money and is 1 of the top 3 lie top lies used by white males 18-65 living in the United States. ; )

Creditor: "Sir, we demand payment or we're going to repossess your car!"

Debtor: "B!tch please, the check is in the mail."

Creditor: "When did you put the check in the mail."

Debtor: "Sh!t. . . Just yesterday, probably be a few days to get through your whole billing process bull**** b!tch."

Creditor: "Okay sir, we had better see that come through or else."

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