What is The Check Is In The Mail?
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A catch phrase used by people, organizations, and credit lepers to appease other creditors, and other people and organizations waiting for money and is 1 of the top 3 lie top lies used by white males 18-65 living in the United States. ; )
Creditor: "Sir, we demand payment or we're going to repossess your car!"
Debtor: "B!tch please, the check is in the mail."
Creditor: "When did you put the check in the mail."
Debtor: "Sh!t. . . Just yesterday, probably be a few days to get through your whole billing process bull**** b!tch."
Creditor: "Okay sir, we had better see that come through or else."
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Your mom is like a taxi.
Do you know why?
Because I ride her all day.
That's right.
Me: ey ted your mom is like a taxi, no y?
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