The Cheese Omelet

What is The Cheese Omelet?

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

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