What is The Chewbacca Defense?
1.
Johhny Cochrane's defense
If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!
2.
Johnny Cochrane's defense.
Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.
If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.