The Chicken Tube

What is The Chicken Tube?


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A contraption spotted in the mid 80's in a North Carolina Porn Shop. The jist of the chicken tube is that it is a Piece of PVC about 8 inches long with a cap on the end. You, as the user, are instructed to insert boneless breasts of chicken into it, hold it under warm-hot water for 5-7 minutes, then insert your schlong into it and start goin' to town until you blast your baby batter.

I thought I might take home that tall blonde last night, but had to break out the chicken tube instead.


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