The Chortle Edit Meaning

1. Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such. I almost collapsed from..

1. To fail suddenly, unexpectedly and humourously without you or other surrounding parties initially realising your mistake. *Following a ..

1. 1. Someone who is definitively useless; 2. Used to denote that one is as useful as a sack used to capture queefs. (Essentially the ..