What is The Chrispouwels Effect?


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A strange occurance that may occur in many secondary schools. This phenomenon takes place when teachers are marking tests. The outstanding performance of a certain 'ChrisPouwels' student may make other students' work look inferior in comparision despite their work completely meeting the criteria for a high grade. As a result, the student will recieve a lower mark, and exibit side effects including severe rage against aforementioned 'ChrisPouwels.'

I got marked down because of ChrisPouwels. The ChrisPouwels effect took place again today.

See nerd, unfair, teacher


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