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n. The opposite of gaydar. A device used to measure the heterosexuality of an individual.
His rating is a 9 out of 10 on the Hetrometer..
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One who has sexual intercourse with any assorted baked good.
"What a doughnut fucker!"
See brandon..
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Applying mayonaise and jelly to the foreskin and or scrotum of a mans penis as lubrication for oral sex in preperation for a prostate ex..