The Chuck Norris Edit Meaning

1.

A form of extreme breakdancing, where the dancer swings his leg around, in the form of a roundhouse kick. This should never be attempted, as it will result in massive casualties. In fact, none who have seen it have lived to tell about it, so it exists only as a myth.

Danny was popping and locking, and then he went on to do The Chuck Norris. There were no surviving witnesses.

See chuck norris, breakdancing, dancing, death, roundhouse kick

2.

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.

I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

See chuck norris, virginity, bowflex

3.

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.

I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.

Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.

See chuck, norris, splooge

4.

Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.

Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.

Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?

See blow job, chuck, norris, sex, hot