The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

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