The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

R.e.b.

1. Formed in 1993 East Haven, Connecticut by Fat Chris. Stands for Red Eye Brothers. Bunch of wanna be gangsters trying to make and name fo..

Fortune Cookie Rule

1. When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues. You will make friends with a new ..

Osgal

1. An ass or someone whom is doing something inappropriate. why didnt u invite them to the party u osgal! See bush..

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