The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

Hooker Barbie

1. Noun- means girl with dyed blonde hair, fake boobs and no clothes on As in "Miss.Hawaiian Tropic 2004 looks like Hooker Barbie Se..

Un-shnurfness

1. A humans normal/regular state of being (the opposite of shnurf) Thank god you went back to your un-shnurfness after i shnurfed you See..

Gabriella

1. the best thing since slice bread. basically she is amazing! guy1 - woh did you see gabriella tonight? guy2 - yeh she looked fine See..

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