The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

Qce

1. Queensland Certificate of Education You get if when you pass grade 12 Man 1: Finally, Ive got my QCE! Friend: Now you can go into Cen..

Penicorns

1. Unicorn that instead of a horn at the top of its head it is a penis. "Yo' dude, you see that penicorns over thurr." Cha..

Shash

1. Twaddle, rot, falsehood, or general nonsense. Synonym to 'bullocks'. John said that he knew how to fly a jet fighter, but ev..

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