What is The Clemens?
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Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.
Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens
Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.
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A Wank And A Half, the yardstick for a women’s performance in bed.
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Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
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