The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

'lo

1. A cooler quicker, lazier way of saying hello. Jim: " 'lo!" Frank: "who is this?" See hello, hi, wazzup, yo, ..

Hoffmeister Cadence

1. A musical cadence that does not make sense in the context of the music due to: incorrect analyzing or the composer was a nob. student 1..

|v|33

1. "l33tspeak" for the word "me". Bow before |V|33...

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