The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

Qlf

1. Queer Left Foot -or- ham sending code with left foot!!! CQCQ de QLF (my left foot humming) at 10 wpm QRN is high cus I'm QRP. Wow..

Lolskunk

1. Similiar to an LOLCat, but far superior. Typical themes include captions that indicate thereplacement of cats with skunks Emily: I saw ..

Making Marshmallows

1. blowjob euphemism! involving one or more persons of the same or differing sexes. note: if it is only one guy, rib removal is required. ..

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