The Clemens

What is The Clemens?

Injecting your junk with a shot of lidocane, waiting for numbness.. then taking a whack.

Named in honor of lidocane using pitcher roger clemens

Lucas was tired of his young girlfriend toddette not giving him any, so he decided to give himself the clemens.

See clemens, baseball, stranger, jerk, fastball

Beefygoodness

1. a huge smothering, veiny cock that fulfills the urgent needs of a fat asain coctail waitress. "Oh ya i heard about that guy giving..

Zeke Zeek

1. someone who is a geek or nerd or acts in an annoying manner. that D&D player is a zeek. "Quit being a zeke"..

1. A radio transmission in Counter-Strike, meaning: Follow me, but said in normal life z5, z5!!! wtf?..

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