The Clint Malarchuk

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The Clint Malarchuk involes a man drilling a girl while she is on her rag. He proceeds to pull his dick out and wipe the blood of his cock all over her throat. He continues to do this until he blows his load, also on the neck.

I hooked up with this dirty slut who asked if I could give her The Clint Malarchuk. She pulled out her 'Heavy Days' tampon and the game was on.

See hockey, throat, clint, skate, tampon


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