What is The Clown?
1.
When a guy is eating a girl's butthole in the dark and does not know that she is on her period, and as he is eating out the butthole his nose is in her vagina, when finished he comes up with a red nose like a clown.
Nick got the clown this weekend and is now called bozo.
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2.
Girl is giving head to guy just ready to cum. She swiftly orally amputates the tip of his penis, quickly collects escaping jizz, and smears it in his face. The crowning acheivement of this intimate act is the placement of the penis head on to his nose. Allow hilarity to insue.
The hungry girl forgot her manners and gave her one night stand the clown; he was in the ER for re-attatchment surgery for 17 hours.
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3.
Getting "the clown" constitutes receiving fellatio from a woman while keeping one's member unerect, thus ending the night in a tragic yet hilarious manner. Most likely performed while vacationing in Paris.
"Dude, my friend totally got the clown during March break"
"Aww... that's terrible... and sort of funny"
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4.
Another word for McDonalds
I got a Big Mac at the clown today.
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