The Clued Edit Meaning

1. A man whose hobby it is to sniff the bicycle seats of females. Guy 1: My hobby is to sniff the bicycle seats of females Guy 2: Quirper..

1. When you really need to take a dump so much that it feels like you've gone into labour. Man, I've got concraptions really bad..

1. When adult females shave off all their pussyhair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey..