The Cocoa Scale

What is The Cocoa Scale?


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An incredibly racist way of defining how black a person is in relation to types of chocolate, cocoa content and using famous black people as comparison. Purely for comedy purposes.

The Cocoa Scale is:

Idi Amin, fucking hell he's a 100% cocoa solid

Barack Obama, he's about 65% so milk chocolate

Lewis Hamilton, I'd say he's about 50%, slightly milky

Chinks and Asians, anwhere from 30% to 50% depending on the quality, a hint of milk

Random whitey= less than 30% i.e. white chocolate

fyi nerds, geeks, sci-fi fans and jews tend to be more pasty due to time spent indoors infront of computers or at delis and banks so around 15%

See jews, blacks, cocoa, asian, white, racist, scale, chocolate, barack obama, lewis hamilton


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