What is The Conch?
1.
An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch
Pass the conch! I have to announce the loosing of my virginity!
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2.
The Conch is the person within a small group that noone likes. It is the outcast mostly because the conch is either homosexual or the most annoying thing you have ever seen, possibly both. The Conch can not be referred to as he/she the conch is always an it/the. It usually tries to join in on your personal life or inside jokes and can be dangerously faggoty when it has discovered it is THE CONCH/
"dude the conch has been following me around like I'm its best friend"
"Yea who invited the conch with us anyway?"
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