What is The Connex Effect?
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n: what you experience when you travel in Melbourne's public transport rail system. Delayed trains, dirty seats, violent ticket inspectors, passengers squashed in like sardines.
If in a crowded train and another passenger falls on you the violent movements of the carraige. Do not let them apologise; blame the connex effect!
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