The Cortez

What is The Cortez?

Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache.

Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to say, Sandra got The Cortez that night.

See moustache, anal, pleasure, rusty trombone

Ysau

1. An accronym for: Your Shoes are Ugly Oh, oh my, oh my G- YSAU! See shoes, ugly, are, ysau, sex, ass, bitch..

Uber Pwn Pwn

1. To pwn to the degree of Uberness. i.e. Beyond all that which is pwned. Guy 1: "One Shot 200 meters with a glock. DEAD" Guy ..

Polish The Rusty Sheriff's Badge

1. Verb. To have anal sex; to fuck someone in the ass. "She said the gash was off limits, so I said, 'how about I polish the rus..

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