The Cortez

What is The Cortez?

Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache.

Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to say, Sandra got The Cortez that night.

See moustache, anal, pleasure, rusty trombone

High Crime Neighborhood

1. Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one. To avoid being the victim of a crime, I ste..

Demanitizing

1. The process of ones self becoming a woman rather then a man. OMG Chessa sure is demanitizing Blain, he used to be awesome but now he kn..

Meyman

1. To take a foul smelling dump while in a corporate setting. Typically after eating at Europa cafe. Wow, that tuesday meeting was rough...

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