The Cortez

What is The Cortez?

Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache.

Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to say, Sandra got The Cortez that night.

See moustache, anal, pleasure, rusty trombone

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