The Cortez

What is The Cortez?

Tickling a man or woman's asshole with your big, bushy moustache.

Last Tuesday I hadn't shaved in a week, and, needless to say, Sandra got The Cortez that night.

See moustache, anal, pleasure, rusty trombone

Orkun

1. The Coolest Person in the Universe Dude, Orkun totaly rox!..

Yersuked

1. getting a blowjob then getting walked in on Phillip was yersuked!! See dick, pussy, blowjob, fuck, walked, in, on, bitch, ass, mutha, ..

Dude Douche

1. the act of filling the bathroom sink with soapy water and scrubbing the balls to remove all dick cheese and cleaning the urethra with a ..

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