The Cotton Pony

What is The Cotton Pony?

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

See tampon, pony, period, plug

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Elahpheet

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Idiot Savant

1. A.. (ahem) mentally handi-capable (that being the 'politically correct' term,) individual, whom, even thouhg they may be unabl..

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