The Cotton Pony

What is The Cotton Pony?

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

See tampon, pony, period, plug

Zooted

1. being so f*cking high/drunk the only words you can say are nigga im zooted.. refer to top See tom 2. to be just so fucked up that ur..

Leafed

1. When something unexpected, strange, and indescribable happens to you. My friend's vacation got canceled at the last minute by Blac..

Erhm

1. erhm (1) needs a sarcasm font, (2) erhm erhm, <reverse italics>never heard of that?</reverse italics> See sarkozy, font, s..

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