The Cotton Pony

What is The Cotton Pony?

A way better name for a Tampon than its politically correct term.

"Maryellen: Hows it goin today kitten?"

"Kitten: not too shabby just ridin' the cotton pony!!!!!"

See tampon, pony, period, plug

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