The Couch

What is The Couch?


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The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.

Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.

Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.

Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.

Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh


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