What is The Count?
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The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
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Someone who is too
I live to serve the Count.
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A presidential inauguration involving more celebrities than a Jerry Lewis telethon.
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a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)
can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation
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someone who is dressed really nice.
"Look at Daniel, he's dressed all upetty upetty today."
See snotty..