What is The Count?
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The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.
Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa
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Someone who is too
I live to serve the Count.
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listens ot emo and complains and only talks bout girls and shit with no thinking of realitty
Eric Rinker is a little emo boy
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The act of hooking up with, going home with, and/or having sex with an overweight, homely man/woman. Usually occurs around last call at..