The Count

What is The Count?

1.

The pimp of Sesame Street. One badass mothafucka. Always counting the days his ho's miss in paying him.

Dave Chappelle: The Count: Bitch how maaanny times must I tell you to brrring my cash in *smack* 1 slap *smack* 2 slaps, 2 slaps, aah ah ah ah ahaaa

See pimp, sesame street, vampire, badass, pimpslap

2.

Someone who is too coolfor words. They're the shiznit.

I live to serve the Count.

See count, cool, idol, the shiznit

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