What is The Country Smorgus Borg?
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A gal that chugs a bottle of laxative and chills out for thirty minutes. That's when they start the dirty thirty. When a male is getting her from behind she starts shitting. It will come out in the form mashed potato's all over his meat pole. She will then turn around and start chowing down.
Grandma got into the country smorgus borg again with the pigs!
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