The Covenant

What is The Covenant?


1.

The first race of hostiles you will encounter in Halo. Consists of grunts, elites, hunters and jackals.

Killing a group of 2 or more jackals in close combat on legendary and without a plasma weapon is a bitch.

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The greatest movie ever created. It features really hot guys doing magical things. You can't go wrong. It's amazing.

Gunther: Hey Jack, I'm going to rent a movie. Got any suggestions?

Jack: Why yes Gunther, I do. The Covenant is an amazing movie. You should rent it....or better yet....buy it!

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