The Cpatton

What is The Cpatton?

When you stick you genitales into a USB port

Oh no! cpat pulled the cpatton on anarchy's new laptop.

See patton, usb, children, masterbate

E-dyslexia

1. Really bad or atrocious spelling when on IM or social networking sites, but done by people whose spelling is otherwise flawless when not..

Memere

1. Sometimes spelled Mere Mere, pronouced "meh-may". French Canadian for grandma. Memeres and Peperes are the Grandmas and Grand..

C-stick

1. a slang term for the clitoris "Man, I was totally bangin that c-stick last night." "No way dude, I tapped that bitch tw..

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