The Cpatton

What is The Cpatton?

When you stick you genitales into a USB port

Oh no! cpat pulled the cpatton on anarchy's new laptop.

See patton, usb, children, masterbate

Keldar

1. A superior virtual pilot, specializing in wwii vintage fighters. "I want to be a keldar" See hahn 2. A raging homosexual m..

Not Chill

1. Another way of saying, "not cool" or "god damn lame." Usually used during a fit of rage brought on by a situation wh..

Jersey Donut

1. A ring of feces left by the anus of a cat or dog with poor hygiene. Dude, look at the jersey donut Dameon's cat left on your pants..

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