The Cpatton

What is The Cpatton?

When you stick you genitales into a USB port

Oh no! cpat pulled the cpatton on anarchy's new laptop.

See patton, usb, children, masterbate

[mellowdramatic]

1. Means melodramatic but is much better because it looks like yellow. "I am so mellowdramatic today" --"I bought a ye..

Clusband

1. commom law husband; a guy who lives with you who is not considered your boyfriend or husband but has lived with you as your common law p..

Klockjob

1. The act of reaching one's hands into the shirt of an unsuspecting sleeper. Dude I heard he gave that girl a klockjob at the Hallow..

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