The Crane Machine

What is The Crane Machine?


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The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.

Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?

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