The Creepy Crawler

What is The Creepy Crawler?

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After having sex with your mate, and he or she falls asleep, you defocate into your hand and place broken pieces of turd all over your lovers body/face resembling insects(cocoroaches).when he or she wakes up they will they will be in utter shock.

I was with some bitch, and i wanted to still fuck, but she fell asleep, so i gave her the creepy crawler.

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