What is The Crimson Pope?
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The arch-nemesis of Captain Fuck Yes; powerless save for his utter ruthlessness to be a consistent cock-ring in making good times miserable/lame.
Oh shit! I WAS having such a great time until that buzzkill, fucknut, The Crimson Pope, arrived at the cookout. Can we please get Captain Fuck Yes over here?
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Really runny snot mixed with chunky throw up giving the appearance of Quaker oatmeal
don't let that oatmeal fool you, Quaker'..