What is The Crimson Pope?
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The arch-nemesis of Captain Fuck Yes; powerless save for his utter ruthlessness to be a consistent cock-ring in making good times miserable/lame.
Oh shit! I WAS having such a great time until that buzzkill, fucknut, The Crimson Pope, arrived at the cookout. Can we please get Captain Fuck Yes over here?
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Random Words:
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The act of wearing tight pants to make your butt look bigger.
Don: Are your pants painted on or something!?
Liza: No why do you ask!
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