The Crippler

What is The Crippler?


1.

A sexual act created by Tyler Pepe, for the purpose of males everywhere, in which a man has anal sex with a woman jackhammer style and then simultaneous with ejaculation the man breaks all of the girls toes. This causes her an inability to walk normally due to her anal thrashing and 10 broken toes. This completed act is called the Crippler

When I see my ex-girlfriend I'm gonna be all sentimental and shit....and then BAM! Hit her with the Crippler.

See sex, crippler, toe, anal, jackhammer

2.

Asherons call monarch, who is accustomed to lubing up his fingering and penetrating the anus' of his clanmates.

The Crippler rubs vaseline on Alazar's asshole and beging rapidly thrusting his fist in and out.

3.

A combinational drug containing a date rape agent, such as GHB or rohypnol, and the morning after pill in one capsule.

Last night, I went to the club with a couple doses of the crippler and a wheelbarrow. I got hella laid.

See ghb, roofies, rohypnol, date rape, rape, sex, abortion, morning after pill, emergency contraception, clubbing, sex offender, rapist, wheelbarrow, hatefuck, therapists

4.

two in the pink, one in the stink.

after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.


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