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kind of like waxing the carrot . . . but more like punching the clown, really.
dashboard confessional sounds like my neighbor buttering..
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Adjective term meaning extraordinarily good and relating to Scotland. Term is combination of Jock (slang for Scotsman) and bodacious.
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A book used to ruin a kid's childhood.
Little Billy: Last night I read Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark and now I'll never g..