The Croft

What is The Croft?

When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!

dude i juss got the croft last night..

Ripass

1. 1)extreme flatulation. 2)violent expulsion of methane gas from the rectum, usually accompanied by a thick, viscous fluid.3) a huge airbi..

Nailed On

1. A certainty. Probably. "Henry to Barca looks nailed on." "Oh." See sure thing, defo, confidence..

You Beat

1. In poker, an expression used to answer the pesky question, "What do/did you have?" Popularized by professional poker player L..

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