The Croft

What is The Croft?

When you have sexual inter-course and then the female explodes with her period all over, EVERYWHERE!

dude i juss got the croft last night..

Vwned

1. Legend has it, one day The Floater attempted to type 'pwned', and ironically mis-typed it 'vwned'. which is pretty d..

Turpin Time

1. The occurrence of Judge Turpin (from Sweeney Todd) is about to rape you. Science teacher: *staring at someone oddly* Girl 1: He'..

Kaputz

1. 1) irreparably messed up, broken, unresolvable, fucked. see: kaput I didn't wear a condom when I fucked sally, she had a baby an..

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