The Crucifix

What is The Crucifix?


1.

The Crucifix:

Position: Arms spread,legs together.

Definition: The act of fucking four chicks at once; one on your right hand getting Claudioed (finger-blasted), one on your left hand..once again getting Claudioed, one sitting on your face and another chick riding your cock in the reverse cowgirl position.

Ex.

Burt: I was at the bar last night and I took four chicks home, and I gave those bitches the Crucifix.

Charlie: Unfuckingreal man! Sweet..(high five)

See sex, religious, foursome, cock, balls, pussy, vagina, blow me, suck me, do me, rusty trombone, pink sock, claudio, the spiderman, finger blasting, superman that hoe

2.

A symbol of the christian faith, depicting Jesus Christ on a cross.

also, in the event of a second coming, a horrible reminder of one heck of a bad day.

seriously. if you came back 2000 years after being nailed to a piece of wood, do you think you'd want to see the damn thing everywhere you go?

3.

A menthol cigarette with a joint through the middle that forms a cross.

Hey man, lets smoke the crucifix.

See joint, jay, cigarette, spliff, jib

4.

When you are fucking some chik then u stick a cross in their ass while u are fucking them!

I just Crucified my mom!


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