The Crusty Puppet

What is The Crusty Puppet?


1.

While banging your girlfriend in the ass, quickly pull out, insert your hand in her asshole and grab the back of her head while moving her around making her move like a puppet.

Sunday decided to aimlessly lead his girlfriend around the house by controlling her bowels


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