What is The Crusty Puppet?
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While banging your girlfriend in the ass, quickly pull out, insert your hand in her asshole and grab the back of her head while moving her around making her move like a puppet.
Sunday decided to aimlessly lead his girlfriend around the house by controlling her bowels
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Woke Up Inside My Dad
The Unfortunate act of becoming sickeninly drunk, and waking up inside your dad.
"dude, i got retarded off ..
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Those 3 special words every girl longs to hear
"You know i love you, you don't need to hear it again. Now Suck my cock"
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