The Cunnigham Close

What is The Cunnigham Close?

Screwing a customer both professionally and physically.

So what we'll need to do is get your paystubs, W2's, credit card information, and you in the missionary position.

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Mini-vanned

1. Two in the Front. Five in the back. That chick loved being Mini-Vanned. See shocker, fingered, masturbate, mini-van..

Catmologen

1. Word used to describe someone or something that is pure shite! Usually shortened to cat. That was the worst shot I've ever seen Br..

Un-shnurfness

1. A humans normal/regular state of being (the opposite of shnurf) Thank god you went back to your un-shnurfness after i shnurfed you See..

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