The Curl

What is The Curl?


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A superhero.

Otherwise known as Lauren. The most awesome curly haired mofo I've everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr met. (period)

There was this one time, in grade 3, when our dear friend was visited by her monthly visitor. She was sitting quietly in english class when all of the sudden she felt a surge. Her face became quite distressed and she looked to me, her dear friend for help. I laughed. She continued to ask another friend for her sweater, which she then tied around waist. Our other friend didn't know the seater was going to be used for period purposes. Hence it becoming gross and disfigured and multiple youngin's crying.

Long story short, THE CURL OWNS YOU ALL.

THE CURL WILL LIVE FOREVER.

Speaking of periods (^), if you have curly blonde hair, you should shower often. Not every other day, every day! EVERY SINGLE DAY! No skipping!! (That means you Lauren...D...ee...vers. Open smilie) Mostly because you want your hair to stay bouncy and curly and full of life. So... w00t shampoo. AND personal hygiene.

THAT'S HOT ;)


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