The Da Vinci Code

What is The Da Vinci Code?


1.

A fact-based fiction book by Dan Brown. A stellar thriller that has been on New York Times Best Seller list for well over an year.

The book has stirred much controversy over the proposed theory with Mary Magdalene and Jesus.

Readers should realize that even though there is a vast amount of information, all that may seem factual maybe fiction.

I think The Da Vinci code is true~!

Actually no it's not, it's fiction.

2.

Even though it is an extremly good work of fiction most of the history isn't true. The supposed history of the Priory of Sion is more or less a hoax; most historians willl tell you that there is little evidence it was even a thousand years old.

still a good book

After I had finished reading "The Da Vinci Code" and felt smart knowing everthing dan brown wrote, i went to wikipedia to learn more about the priory of sion; turns out it was just a little supported theory.

See sully

3.

A book written to show how little we know about religion. Very good book. By Dan Brown. Its a mystery about the holy grail and da vinci.

The da vinci code rocks

See daniel

4.

The book that suddenly makes everyone an expert on religion. A realization must be made that the Da Vinci Code is based on things we possibly know, but aren't sure, but quite probably could be true but not really.

Apparently by reading the Da Vinci Code in 2 weeks or so, I know more than historians who have been studying religion for years.

See book, religion, controversy, retardation

5.

A kool book. Unfortunetly people don't understand that it is a ficticious work! Dan Brown said that it was fake, yet idiots still enjoy screaming about how it lies. People are constantly saying it's full of crap yet they don't get that it isn't real. What next? Are they going to start saying how Harry Potter is inaccurate? Infact the 700 Clubis talking about how fake it is right now.

Idiot: The Da Vinci Code is full of lies about jesus!

Dan Brown: Yes I know it is.

Idiot: Ahhhhhhh it's satan!!!

See idiot, christian, 666, bible, sucks

6.

As I said in the Dan Brown entry, this book was based upon the book Holy Blood, Holy Grail, written in 1982. And it pisses me the fuck off every time some idiot sees the movie and thinks they are a fucking Religious Scholar, when they don't even know Dan Brown wasn't the first guy to say that Jesus was married to MM and they had kids, and the decedents walk among us today. Dan Brown is just a shitty fiction writer, whose books read like screenplays for a movie, and to sell more books, he copied someone else's ideas and made it into a fiction book because he's a no talent hack.

I saw The Da Vinci Code in theatres, now I think I'm an expert on Religion, but really, I'm just a moron.

See the da vinci code, cheese, ham, jews

7.

1. Book that resulted in thousands of hectares of cruelly misspent paper. An ecological tragedy.

2. Self-help novel for the theologically impaired.

3. Ego-booster for sufferers of minimal-attention span disorder.

4. Least popular subject of conversation between my wife and myself.

"Guess what?! I just finished the Da Vinci Code and---"

"Don't. Just don't."


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