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what you get when you mix mountain dew and vodka.
what vladimir didn't tell us was that the mountain dew was two thirds absolut
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A joke that is not at all funny. something once funny but once retold is not funny. Also a sick, vile, and disgusting joke or comeback. ..
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The best movie ever :D
Sally: 'I loved pans labyrinth!'
Polly: 'My favorite part was when the guy got his cheek cut off..