The Dance

What is The Dance?

When you are at work and you have to shit extremely bad, you start doing a little dance to keep it from coming out. This is known as "the dance"

"Dude, I was the only manager at work today so I couldn't go to the bathroom, I was doing the dance!"

"Man, I had to close the shop today because I was doing the dance so hard. Once I got to the bathroom I force-fed that toilet"

See diarrhea, the shits, the squirts, poop

Flexual Intercourse

1. Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts. Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse. See sexual interco..

Assault

1. Assault is when i get buzzin and decide to smash someones face in. Copper 2 me : "did u assault the poor helpless albanian?" ..

Goonard

1. Someone who is an idiot; a fool You goonard! You've got your pants on backwards! See dickwad, dolt, dick, fool, dork, spaz..

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