The Dance

What is The Dance?


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When you are at work and you have to shit extremely bad, you start doing a little dance to keep it from coming out. This is known as "the dance"

"Dude, I was the only manager at work today so I couldn't go to the bathroom, I was doing the dance!"

"Man, I had to close the shop today because I was doing the dance so hard. Once I got to the bathroom I force-fed that toilet"

See diarrhea, the shits, the squirts, poop


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