The Dart Board

What is The Dart Board?


1.

Painting dart board rings on your girls face or ass and trying to get a perfect score by jizzing into the mouth or ass. If you get her eye you may cause her to have The Lazy Eye.

Last night I was playing darts with my old lady and accidentally jizmed her schnoz

I missed my girl's beaver last night playing with the dart board

See jizzing, lazy eye, rings, face painting


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