The Davey Special

What is The Davey Special?


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A form of masturbation! The Davey special, is were the palm of the hand is placed in a flat position rather than the more poppular and commonly used clasped postion. When the palm is flat, the male using the Dvey Special will rub the shafy of their penis in a circular motion. continue untill fully erect when fully erect, place the flat palm on to the top of the penis (the head) and continue with the a circular motion untill reaching orasm. The Davey Special is often used in conjunction with sun cream, the sun cream is a popular lubricant for this form of masturbation as the smoothing texture allows a nice vaginal like feeling to the circular motions of the flat palm. The Davey Special is popular amongst fat people as it has less physical exerscion than the more common wrist movement wank.

Person 1- I need a wank

Person 2- Have a go at the Davey Special its great

Person 1- The famous Davey Special?

person 2- Yer thats right its beter than the carey claw and that takes some beating!

Person 1- Wow sounds great i will give it a go

Person 2- Remember plenty of sun cream and keep it circular.

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