The Derby

What is The Derby?


1.

The one and only derby is held on a saturday in May, at the venerable Churchill Downs. There you will find the greatest collection of drunken Colonels and wretched whores in the country. The day culminates with the running of the ponies! Dreams are made, and hilljack KY college education funds dashed away.

Colonel Levine has made a habit of dawning his Seersucker suit and heading down to "The Derby" each and every year, to make sure dixie gets a shot at his Buckeye Tree


78

Random Words:

1. the practice of eating food that is grown locally. Origin: Almaden, San Jose, Santa Cruz, SFO Being a locovore decreases the amount of..
1. a skater conformed to be an actor (not a "stunt double") by modern Hollywood society in the Lords of Dogtown "yo bra&apo..
1. Comes from the Argentine language. Means someone with huge hairy balls. Making you a dumb-ass. Sali de aca pelutudo! Get outta here du..