The Desmond

What is The Desmond?

Noun

Dry humping the $#!% out of someone, switching clothes, and more dry humping.

That chinese kid pulled out The Desmond after Cotillion on some poor, drunk, defenseless girl named Andrea.

See desmond, dry hump, hump, dry, andrea

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Oatmealy

1. That warm and mushy feeling you get inside your stomach when you're around someone you like. Wow, she really gives me that oatmeal..

Pre Chav

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