The Diamond

What is The Diamond?


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The diamond of chastity is a phrase used to teach the youngsters of todays world the importance of a chaste relationship. A female diamond is the area (in the shape of a diamond) from her neck to her knees. A male diamond is in the area (once again in a shape of a diamond) from his belly button to his knees. As the saying goes, "Do not touch the diamond unless you are wearing a diamond," referring to, of course, being married.

The common hand motion of making a diamond in the air is highly understood as the international symbol for staying chaste.

Two girls riding home with one of the girls dad after a volleyball game:

Tatum: "Oh my god! Lisa is that girl that went to third base!"

Melody: "Lisa isn't as slutty as that girl Jen, she went all the way home!"

Dad: "Tatum do you remember what the shape of a baseball field is like?"

Tatum: *sigh* "Yes dad, the diamond."

Dad: "Thats right!"

See diamond, chaste, chastity, john, catholic, first base, second base, third base, home base, slutty, slut, sex, holy, religious, christian, clean, goody

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1. A sandwhich at the Deli Terry's consiting of :

Turkey, Lettuce, American Cheese, Bacon, Mayo

all on a hero

2. The diamond the legendary kid from Stuyvesant high school with only one Testicle

1. Can i have the diamond

2. Did you hear about the diamond this weekend?

See sandwhich, turkey, bacon, legend, stuy


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