What is The Dick Meter?
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n. A scale to use if something sucks really, really bad.
When used, use terms analogous to parts of a male penis.
Oh man, on the Dick Meter, that movie sucked all the way to the balls!!
That car crash sucked so bad! On the Dick Meter, it sucked full-shaft PLUS the balls!
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A measurement tool to express how much something sucks.
Wow! On the dick meter that test sucked all the way to the balls.
Damn Son!! That other team took the shaft on the dick meter. They only lost by 7, but hey, a loss is a loss.
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