The Dick Your Mother Used To Ride

What is The Dick Your Mother Used To Ride?

1.

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.

"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum

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