The Dikembe Mutombo

What is The Dikembe Mutombo?


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Named after the NBA player.

Covering you penis with smuckers chocolate magic shell and letting it harden. Then make your girl give you a blow job and tell her to bite through the shell. When she attempts to do this smack her in the face and wag you pointer finger from side to side as Dikembe Mutombo does when blocking a shot in basketball.

Dude I totally ran out of codoms yesterday but my bro Montana from publix hooked me up with some chocolate magic shell and i did The Dikembe Mutombo to Kenny Soler's mom.

See chocolate, smuckers, basketball, sex


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