What is The Dirty Brian?
1.
(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.
Cindy got The Dirty Brian, and now her cooch smells like shit.
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2.
A combination of "the Dirty Sanchez", a "Hot Lunch" and sometimes a "Snowball".
I can't wait for my gay boyfriend to give me "the Brian"....
