What is The Dirty Feldstein?
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When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
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To double team a girl in a hot tub and stick your finger up her poop shoot.
Dude! We should so shelly parks that girl..
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The act of Blumpkins (taking a doodie while receiving a blowjob) from your grandma.
"Grandma, we both know that I finishing shitti..
