What is The Dirty Feldstein?
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When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
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when a strait man is good friends (or best friends) with a woman and has no chance of having a sexual relationship with her.
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A utopian paradise, where the problems of the world do not reside.
Screw this job, I'm heading to Zaffinerneopia!..