What is The Dirty Feldstein?
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When your dentist gets you high on nitrous oxide and then flosses with your tampon string.
When I came to, I noticed my dentist's teeth were clean, but my tampon string bore clear evidence of pastrami on rye -- damn it! I'm the victim of The Dirty Feldstein!!!
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Embaressing attempt to covertly disguise balding Amish Doctors.
Hey man,did you feel the Amish comb over that came in the room and offe..