The Dirty Hammer

What is The Dirty Hammer?


1.

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

See fart, shart


43

Random Words:

1. UAM: Uncontrolable arm movements. A disease made up by some teenage filmers. it causes you to pull out hair and it makes your nipples ve..
1. the act and product of defecating and voiding in one sitting. "You must all excuse me, I have discovered over the course of this b..
1. Board on 4chan that holds papercraft and origami material. Some say it is moot's favorite board. I an awsm papercraft on /po/ toda..