The Dirty Hammer

What is The Dirty Hammer?

1.

The Dirty Hammer is a spin off of the original hammer. It begins when a girl is sucking on your balls and makes her way down to your chocolate starfish. Once she is there you proceed to execute the hammer, but you shart performing the awe inspiring Dirty Hammer. If chunks or squirts of feces do not exit your chocolate starfish, you suck at life and should be reading the hammer.

"Jermo accidentally performed the Dirty Hammer on that slutty ho, which has made him a legend!"

See fart, shart
43

Random Words:

Hungover Breakfast
1. The morning after a party where everyone was shitshowed the evening before... you and your friends drag yourselves off various floors, c..
Read more
The Foo Fighters
1. this band kicks royal ass... i love the foo fighters 2. foo fighters are the most kick ass band ever! frontman dave grohl(coolest guy..
Read more
Virgin Surgeon
1. 1. One who specializes in the seduction of "innocent" or "pure" girls who happen to be virgins or close to virgin st..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free