The Dirty Mitten

What is The Dirty Mitten?


1.

When a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the ass leaving a brown handprint.

I gave this broad the dirty mitten last night and it looked like a box of melted brown crayons.

See shit, shit box, fisting, anus, brown eye

2.

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.

Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

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