What is The Dirty Mitten?
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When a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the ass leaving a brown handprint.
I gave this broad the dirty mitten last night and it looked like a box of melted brown crayons.
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n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
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to intentionally get your girlfriend pregnant while being hella hella creepy about it. must be done from the doggy style position
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1. N.- A medicine cabinet which is located or originates from England.
2. V.- When a man successfully attempts to insert both of his te..
