What is The Dirty Mitten?
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When a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the ass leaving a brown handprint.
I gave this broad the dirty mitten last night and it looked like a box of melted brown crayons.
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n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
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n. What happens when someone shares a bed with you. You may sleep a little here and there, but never for very long. You'll probably..
