What is The Dirty Mitten?
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When a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the ass leaving a brown handprint.
I gave this broad the dirty mitten last night and it looked like a box of melted brown crayons.
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n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
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When you get an erection while you are walking, and startwalking like a zombie because of it.
mate i saw dis well fit bird last night a..
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An author young adult novels, mainly geared towards girls. She is most noted for he books dealing with young girls in American history. ..
