What is The Dirty Mitten?
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When a man fists a woman in the brown eye, removes his soiled hand, and follows it with healthy smack to the ass leaving a brown handprint.
I gave this broad the dirty mitten last night and it looked like a box of melted brown crayons.
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n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
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A disturbed little girl boy thing
"Did you see Kentucky Kustard put all that stuff up his ass? he is such a faggot"
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A boy who is fond of masturbating.
(suffix -ito means "small")
I wanna be a jackoolito, yay!!
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The misplacement of a boob.
Dude, Im misscumboobalated, where the hell did it go?
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