The Dirty Turban

What is The Dirty Turban?


1.

I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.

edvin like to do the dirty turban.

2.

When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"

Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?

Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?

Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!

Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!


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